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Yaya's Top Ten Funniest Sayings

The other day I was talking with someone about some of the funny things that my mother says, and later in the day it got me thinking of my mom. I was walking through the supermarket and I actually randomly laughed out loud. People must have thought I was nuts. I got such a kick out of thinking of my mom that I had to post this...

10. He's no Paul Newman.
(This is said to any man who thinks he is good looking).
9. Come here Missy Foo / Mr. Foo
(??? she calls everyone this. I still don't know who Foo is).
8. Carambolas
(This is yelled out when she gets hurt, surprised, etc. It may be a form of caramba?)
7. Whatcha talking bout Willis?
(My mom looked at me one day & said this! I almost peed my pants.)
6. I am still waiting for my marriage license to expire.
5. Don't go into the fridge after a hot shower. Your face will freeze in place.
4. El diablo empuja
(The Devil Pushes. In order words, be careful with temptation)
3. Turn off the lights! I don't sleep with Con Edison.
(Con Edison is the electric company in NYC. Since she's not Con Edison's mistress she still has to pay the electric bill...lol)
2. You think I am married to Rockerfeller? Go get a job.

Drum roll please. The number one funny thing my mom says...

1. I may be short but I can still reach your face

3 comments:

  1. OMG! I just saw the word carambolas the other day. It's the scientific name for starfruit! and no it's not from the bolas of caramba! Ina is not like you!! LOL!

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  2. I'm laughing my butt off! I love these! You're right #1 is my fave too!

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  3. LMBO! Me too! I saw carambolas earlier this year and I just stood there staring at it. I was like, "After all these years I find out it's a fruit!"

    Oh, and Ina IS indeed like me - secretly...hehehe. Remind me to tell you the t-shirt story when we speak! Hahaha.

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